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-Joe kept on losing his mind that nothing in Death Stranding's plot made sense, so he started singing "Don't ask questions, it's Kojima" to the tune of Country Roads every time something didn't make sense.<ref>{{JoeYT2Cite|IHZdSnxd57A|title=Death Stranding - The Best Bridge of All (Stream Three)|time=18864}}</ref> Then eventually Twitch user Glucose Knight wrote a full version of the song.<ref>{{JoeYT2Cite|da83QTxE-z8|title=Death Stranding - Grand Failnale (Stream Six)|time=4394}}</ref>
+Joe kept on losing his mind that nothing in Death Stranding's plot made sense, so he started singing "Don't ask questions, it's Kojima" to the tune of Take me Home, Country Roads every time something didn't make sense.<ref>{{JoeYT2Cite|IHZdSnxd57A|title=Death Stranding - The Best Bridge of All (Stream Three)|time=18864}}</ref> Then eventually Twitch user Glucose Knight wrote a full version of the song for Joe's birthday<ref>{{JoeYT2Cite|da83QTxE-z8|title=Death Stranding - Grand Failnale (Stream Six)|time=4394}}</ref>
+=== Song Lyrics (Sung to the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads) ===
+''Don't ask questions,  it's Kojima''
+''Genuis auteur , extraordinary dreamer''
+''Not a stealth game, why practice what you preach?''
+''Koji leaves you speechless, Just ask Princess Beach''
+''Kojimbo, say hello''
+''It's our pee, in the snow''
+''Drink a monster, Stockholm syndrome''
+''Say hello, Kojimbo''
+''He's a rebel, changing gaming''
+''Virtuoso, just look at his naming''
+''Haters will say, you won't leave a like''
+''Who else could enthrall you, with only a bike?''
+''Kojimbo, say hello''
+''It's our pee, in the snow''
+''Drink a monster, Stockholm syndrome''
+''Happy birthday, dear old {{Person|Joe}}''
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