Don't ask questions, it's Kojima

“Don't Ask Questions...It's Kojimmy” by Chadome69.

Joe kept on losing his mind that nothing in Death Stranding's plot made sense, so he started singing "Don't ask questions, it's Kojima" to the tune of Take me Home, Country Roads every time something didn't make sense. Then eventually Twitch user Glucose Knight wrote a full version of the song for Joe's birthday

Song Lyrics (Sung to the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads)

Don't ask questions, it's Kojima

Genuis auteur , extraordinary dreamer

Not a stealth game, why practice what you preach?

Koji leaves you speechless, Just ask Princess Beach

Kojimbo, say hello

It's our pee, in the snow

Drink a monster, Stockholm syndrome

Say hello, Kojimbo

He's a rebel, changing gaming

Virtuoso, just look at his naming

Haters will say, you won't leave a like

Who else could enthrall you, with only a bike?

Kojimbo, say hello

It's our pee, in the snow

Drink a monster, Stockholm syndrome

Happy birthday, dear old Joe