Don't ask questions, it's Kojima
Joe kept on losing his mind that nothing in Death Stranding's plot made sense, so he started singing "Don't ask questions, it's Kojima" to the tune of Take me Home, Country Roads every time something didn't make sense.[1] Then eventually Twitch user Glucose Knight wrote a full version of the song for Joe's birthday[2]
Song Lyrics (Sung to the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads)
Don't ask questions, it's Kojima
Genuis auteur , extraordinary dreamer
Not a stealth game, why practice what you preach?
Koji leaves you speechless, Just ask Princess Beach
Kojimbo, say hello
It's our pee, in the snow
Drink a monster, Stockholm syndrome
Say hello, Kojimbo
He's a rebel, changing gaming
Virtuoso, just look at his naming
Haters will say, you won't leave a like
Who else could enthrall you, with only a bike?
Kojimbo, say hello
It's our pee, in the snow
Drink a monster, Stockholm syndrome
Happy birthday, dear old Joe
References
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“Joseph Anderson Channel Two” video: “Death Stranding - The Best Bridge of All (Stream Three)” at 05:14:24.
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“Joseph Anderson Channel Two” video: “Death Stranding - Grand Failnale (Stream Six)” at 01:13:14.