Bat vs Knife
"Two people are being forced to fight each other to the death. They are both equally inexperienced and of the same height and build. They are fighting in a flat open area. One has a 6 inch hunting knife. The other has a 34 inch wooden baseball bat. Who is likely to win?"
On the 5th of April 2021, Discord user Morow1ec started a discussion in JADS of the hypothetical above[1]. Then Joe joined the conversation and was on the side of team knife. Then his ex-wife Lili arrived and was team bat. This discussion lasted for several days. Then Joe posted a poll on Twitter posing the same question, where the options were "knife wins", "bat wins", or "about equal". The option "bat wins" got the most votes, and Joe used that as evidence that team knife is correct because "Twitter is always wrong". Then 
Marik Bentusi drew Bat-chan and Knife-chan.
