Weeb Absolution
Weeb Absolution is a channel point reward that exists on Joe's Twitch channel which can be purchased for one millon Monocoins. The reward's description reads as follows:
I will cleanse you of weebery. You will no longer be a weeb. You can possibly revert to being a weeb however. Do not waste this gift.
Joe first came up with the idea for this channel point reward in January 2020,[1] during the same stream as the double Monocoin day event.[2] He initially thought about making it cost only 100,000 Monocoins, but then when he actually added it on September 10th 2020 he made the price one million Monocoins instead.[3]
Currently five people have been granted Weeb Absolution since it was added.
#1 - Edicus (March 17th 2021)
The first person to ever be granted Weeb Absolution was Edicus.[4] This was because Twitch channel point bets had recently been introduced, so he was able to amass lost of Monocoins by winning lots of bets which the mods set up. After he did, Joe raised the price of Weeb Absolution to two million Monocoins and said "I didn't think anyone could actually get it".
#2 - Alsna (April 25th 2022)
Alsna became the second person to be granteed Weeb Absolution, at its raised price of two million Monocoins.[5] This was especially impressive because they could've bought two marbles instead, but they decided not to. Joe didn't raise the price of Weeb Absolution after this.
#3 - Jeheons (September 4th 2023)
Jeheons became the third person to be granted Weeb Absolution, although not by purchasing it. They sent a chat message saying that they couldn't participate in channel point bets because of the anti-gambling laws in their country, and then asked Joe if they could have Weeb Absolution for free. Joe accepted their offer, making them the first person to ever obtain Weeb Absolution without purchasing it.[6]
#4 - Zorgrox (August 29th 2025)
Zorgrox became the fourth person to be granted Weeb Absolution, also as a gift from Joe. They gifted Twitch bits and attached a message saying that they hadn't watched anime for nine months. Upon reading this, Joe decided to give them Weeb Absolution.[7]
#5 - PudyMaster (September 3rd 2025)
During Joe's streams of Death Strandiing 2, PudyMaster gave Joe a hint which let him safely transport some cargo without it breaking which he was struggling with. Joe was so impressed that it worked that he offered to give them a marble, but he couldn't figure out who had told him so he didn't.[8] Then almost two months later, PudyMaster asked Joe if they could redeem their marble. By that time Joe had forgotten what they were talking about, so PudyMaster just asked to be given Weeb Absolution instead, which Joe agreed to, making them the fifth person to be granted Weeb Absolution.[9]
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